Category: Christianity
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‘Don’t link death cult with religion,’ says Kenya’s evangelical President
LATEST reports from Kenya, where police are combing a forest occupied by a Christian cult led by pastor Paul Mackenzie Nthenge, above, indicate that 73 bodies have now been recovered, with more expected. The death toll, which has continued to rise as exhumations of shallow graves are carried out, could rise further. The Kenyan Red…
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What’s the point of proselytising to prisoners when the vast majority are already Christians?
I POSE the question because I just learned that Virginia’s Republican Governor Glenn Youngkin, above, had recently donated $43,750 of his annual salary of $750,00 salary to an outfit called the Good News Jail & Prison Ministry. This struck me as being an exercise in futility because Christians make up a disproportionate number of the…
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Cult leader, accused of exhorting his followers to starve to death for Jesus, embarks on a hunger strike
KENYAN pastor Paul Mackenzie, above, of the Good News International Church—accused of encouraging followers to fast until they die—is himself refusing food and water. Mackenzie surrendered himself to police after a number of shallow graves were found on land believed to be owned by the church. According to this report, 8 more bodies were found…
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Evangelical Christian Mike Lindell, who lied about voter fraud, is ordered to pay $5m
FORMER crackhead Lindell—who claims he was saved by Jesus from his addiction and then went on to create the My Pillow company—stupidly offered to pay $5m to anyone who could prove that his claim that the Chinese rigged voting machines was wrong. In 2021 Lindell launched his “Prove Mike Wrong” challenge, and not long after…
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Fragments of the ‘True Cross’ will be paraded at the ostentatious, £100 million+ crowning of King Charles III
GIDDY with anticipation of the coronation next month of Charles III, for weeks royalist blockheads have lapping up a flood of flapdoodle pumped out UK media outlets regarding the outrageously over-priced spectacle. We know, for example, that people are being exhorted to prepare “Coronation Quiche” for the event … at a time when the country…
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Disruptive Christian postman sues USPS for not allowing him to ‘glorify God’ on Sundays
ANOTHER day, another “persecuted” Christian …. this time an evangelical Christian missionary—Gerald Groff, above—who claims he was bullied into resigning from the US Postal Service in 2019 because he refused to work on the Sabbath. That refusal imposed a significant cost on operations at the small rural Pennsylvanian depot at which he worked. Furthermore his…
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Alabama Methodist church went belly up after its secretary stole all of its cash
OF the $89,440.32 stolen by Carmen Ramer Davis, 59, from the Brooklyn Congregational Methodist Church in Coffee County, a portion was spent in casinos in Mississippi and Alabama. Davis, according this report, was sentenced on Good Friday to 18 months in prison and ordered to pay back the cash. Last year she pleaded guilty to…
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Crackpot Christian judge revives archaic Comstock Act to ban abortion pills
WHEN Anthony Comstock, above, went to war against “obscenity” and “immorality” in the late 19th century, he succeed in in getting a law passed that included criminalising the distribution of contraceptives. The Comstock Act of 1873 defined contraceptives as obscene and illicit, making it a federal offence to disseminate birth control through the mail or…
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Coming soon to a church near you: Jesus’ dead body, naked and circumcised
EXTRAPOLATED from the Shroud of Turin by a group of Spanish artists, a recreation of the Jesus‘ corpse, wounds and all, was unveiled in time for Easter in Gaudix Cathedral in Granada, Spain. The world’s first “hyper-realistic” recreation of “The Mystery Man” will remain in Spain until June 30, and will then be exhibited at…
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Resurrection failure: court orders burial of a pastor who died in August 2021
CONVINCED that constant prayer would lead to the resurrection of dead South African pastor Siva Moodley, above, his family refused to have him buried or cremated. But after his corpse languished in a funeral home for almost 600 days the pissed off proprietors were compelled to seek a court’s permission to dispose of the body.…
Barry Duke, the Angry Atheist 