Category: Christianity
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Cult leader, accused of exhorting his followers to starve to death for Jesus, embarks on a hunger strike
KENYAN pastor Paul Mackenzie, above, of the Good News International Church—accused of encouraging followers to fast until they die—is himself refusing food and water. Mackenzie surrendered himself to police after a number of shallow graves were found on land believed to be owned by the church. According to this report, 8 more bodies were found…
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Evangelical Christian Mike Lindell, who lied about voter fraud, is ordered to pay $5m
FORMER crackhead Lindell—who claims he was saved by Jesus from his addiction and then went on to create the My Pillow company—stupidly offered to pay $5m to anyone who could prove that his claim that the Chinese rigged voting machines was wrong. In 2021 Lindell launched his “Prove Mike Wrong” challenge, and not long after…
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Fragments of the ‘True Cross’ will be paraded at the ostentatious, £100 million+ crowning of King Charles III
GIDDY with anticipation of the coronation next month of Charles III, for weeks royalist blockheads have lapping up a flood of flapdoodle pumped out UK media outlets regarding the outrageously over-priced spectacle. We know, for example, that people are being exhorted to prepare “Coronation Quiche” for the event … at a time when the country…
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Disruptive Christian postman sues USPS for not allowing him to ‘glorify God’ on Sundays
ANOTHER day, another “persecuted” Christian …. this time an evangelical Christian missionary—Gerald Groff, above—who claims he was bullied into resigning from the US Postal Service in 2019 because he refused to work on the Sabbath. That refusal imposed a significant cost on operations at the small rural Pennsylvanian depot at which he worked. Furthermore his…
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Alabama Methodist church went belly up after its secretary stole all of its cash
OF the $89,440.32 stolen by Carmen Ramer Davis, 59, from the Brooklyn Congregational Methodist Church in Coffee County, a portion was spent in casinos in Mississippi and Alabama. Davis, according this report, was sentenced on Good Friday to 18 months in prison and ordered to pay back the cash. Last year she pleaded guilty to…
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Crackpot Christian judge revives archaic Comstock Act to ban abortion pills
WHEN Anthony Comstock, above, went to war against “obscenity” and “immorality” in the late 19th century, he succeed in in getting a law passed that included criminalising the distribution of contraceptives. The Comstock Act of 1873 defined contraceptives as obscene and illicit, making it a federal offence to disseminate birth control through the mail or…
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Coming soon to a church near you: Jesus’ dead body, naked and circumcised
EXTRAPOLATED from the Shroud of Turin by a group of Spanish artists, a recreation of the Jesus‘ corpse, wounds and all, was unveiled in time for Easter in Gaudix Cathedral in Granada, Spain. The world’s first “hyper-realistic” recreation of “The Mystery Man” will remain in Spain until June 30, and will then be exhibited at…
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Resurrection failure: court orders burial of a pastor who died in August 2021
CONVINCED that constant prayer would lead to the resurrection of dead South African pastor Siva Moodley, above, his family refused to have him buried or cremated. But after his corpse languished in a funeral home for almost 600 days the pissed off proprietors were compelled to seek a court’s permission to dispose of the body.…
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Texas Taliban wants the Ten Commandments inflicted on all public school pupils
WHEN it celebrated its Independence Day in March 2022, Texas’ godly Governor Greg Abbott posted a video to Twitter in which he claimed that a Ten Commandment monument on the Capitol’s ground was a “testament to to the values and ideals that helped shape the great state of Texas.” The former Attorney General boasted that…
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Amidst a massive show of adoration for Saint John Paul II, statues of the ‘cover-up’ Pope are vandalised in Poland
A LARGE majority of Poles are in a state of denial over revelations that Pope John Paul II covered up clerical abuse . This was made abundantly clear at the weekend when tens of thousands took to the streets in support of the late Pope. However, its reported here that, amidst the event, held to…
Barry Duke, the Angry Atheist 