The Catholic Church has a bogus miracle problem. Vatican issues new guidelines to tackle it.

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THE woman pictured above—Sicilian “psychic” and fraudster Gisella Cardia—recently incurred the wrath of the RCC by collecting large donations from imbeciles who flocked to see a statue of the Virgin Mary that that she claimed wept tears of blood … and could multiply pizzas and gnocchi!

Cardia, whose real name is Maria Giuseppe Scarpulla, became a respected “instrument of God” by those visiting her site at Trevignano Romano, near Rome. But, according to Spanish news outlet El Pais the Church had grown weary of her shananigans and one of its bishops—Monsignor Marco Salvi—ruled:

The analysis of a committee of experts which included a mariologist, a theologian, a psychologist and a canonist, as well as the external consultancy of some specialists—decreed that the apparitions explained by Cardia ‘have no ecclesial value, nor can they be used as such, not even in the civil sphere.’

The bishop also prohibited the “psychic” from appearing again in the Trevignano meadow where she prayed along with her followers. She was also threatened with excommunication.

It was then reported that Cardia, who was sentenced to a two-year prison term ten years ago for fraudulent bankruptcy, had done a runner, taking Mary with her.

Although not directly referred to, Cardia’s case might well have led to the issuance by the Vatican yesterday (Friday) of a new document that urges Catholic functionaries to take a more sceptical approach to alleged miracles.

According to the new rules local bishops will have to investigate supernatural phenomena more thoroughly by creating an Investigatory Commission, made up of one theologian, one canonist and one expert on the specific occurrence, and submit their judgment for approval to the Vatican’s doctrinal office.

Until the bishop receives Vatican approval, he is not allowed to make any public pronouncement on the case.

The new norms “are not intended to control or (even less) stifle” the spirituality of the faithful but “in some events there are serious critical issues that are detrimental to the faithful.”

A genuine miracle

Photo credit: Barry Duke

Back in the 1980s the local authorities in Valencia province miraculously gave permission to a local entrepreneur to open a Catholic Church-themed gay bar near the coastal resort of Benidorm. I attended the opening night together with my late partner Brian Parry, left, and local hotelier Pepe Iborra, pictured above kissing at a table beneath a statue of Mary.

Staff were dressed as priests and nuns, free food—including chocolate-flavoured communion wafers—was provided, drinks were served from faux confessionals, and an enormous Bible was placed on an altar.

A queue of young Spaniards, laughing and joking, formed a queue to rip pages from the Bible, used communion candles to set them on fire and lit their cannabis joints and cigarattes from the flames.

Memories of that surreal and irreverent night will remain with me always, as will my disappointment that the cries of “blasphemy” from Church leaders finally led to the bar’s closure.

Hat tip: Barriejohn

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6 responses to “The Catholic Church has a bogus miracle problem. Vatican issues new guidelines to tackle it.”

  1. The Roman Catholic Sleaze Corporation do not want individual fraudsters interfering in their own money-making-miracle scams and psychic-extortion rackets.

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  2. The Roman Catholic Sleaze Corporation do not want individual fraudsters interfering in their own money-making-miracle scams and psychic-extortion rackets.

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    deniswatkins1

    Miracles are a great resource for a super susceptible audience who want to hear about them. So the spinners of miracle tales are believed as soon as they describe their fantasis. The “truth” is provided not by the facts but by the spinners of the tales. An example is the charismatic preacher played by Burt Lancaster in “Elmer Gantry.” No qualifications needed, no restraints, no oversight. Just the gift of the gab to capture an audience who desperately want the nonsense to be true. The mob of the faithful want to believe that Elmer Gantry is in direct contact with God. They are ready to put all doubts aside to achieve that,

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  4. stephenharvie Avatar
    stephenharvie

    How to tell if a miracle is genuine

    Can we monetise it?

    Yes = genuine miracle No = not a miracle

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  5. Every year, 4million+ of the Roman Catholic Sleaze Corporation’s gullible followers risk their health and their lives by heading for Lourdes to be cured; the last ‘true-miracle-cure’ was in 1978, giving a success rate of 1:190,000,000.

    The ill will be well advised to stay at home and pray rather than risk death en route to, or at Lourdes.

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  6. Phenomenal news!

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