Category: Idiocy
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Pat Robertson dead at 93: Here are some of his most ludicrous pronouncements.
OVER many decades Robertson, above, founder of The 700 Club TV show, proved gift to secular news outlets, atheist bloggers and satirists for dishing out hare-brained statements. The wackiest of these centred on God’s wrath and the punishments he brought down upon the heads of “sinners.” Example: he claimed that the terrorist attacks that killed…
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Jesus was the ‘ultimate shaman’ who may have eaten magic mushrooms says loopy Capitol insurrectionist
SHORTLY after his release last month from prison for his part in the January 6, 2021, Capitol insurrection, Jacob Chansley, aka Jake Angeli, 36, tried to explain his potpourri of religious beliefs to a crowd of Christian nationalists at a “welcome home” gathering in Phoenix, Arizona. But the “QAnon shaman”, who served roughly a year…
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The US was ‘built with the King James Bible and a gun’ says NY Baptist preacher
BACK in 2014 Pastor John Koletas, of Grace Baptist Church in Troy, NY, got grilled over his decision to hold a gun give-away in his church. His answer was he thought his church was “the best place” for prize of an AR-15 rifle because it teaches people to arm and defend themselves in accordance with…
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Priest who destroyed African idols says ‘it’s about the coolest thing I’ve ever done’
MISSIONARY priest Fr William Ryan, above, who is based in Togo, recently invited his brother Peter, also a priest, to participate in engage in an act of Catholic vandalism. He then gleefully boasted that his sibling, who was visiting him at a mission in the east African country, had used a sledgehammer to reduce, “with…
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Mass hysteria breaks out in US cinemas screening ‘Come Out in Jesus Name’
DEMONS by the numbers, demons by the score were cast out in around 2,000 cinemas across America this month where Come Out “dropped a spiritual bomb on the forces of Satan.” One person who watched this inexorable garbage attested on this review site: I manifested 4500 demons and people were throwing up green goop; we…
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US Catholic bishops rail against ‘aquamation’, an eco-friendly alternative to burial
CONCERNED that members of their cult might be drawn to what what they wrongly believe is a newfangled method of disposing of human remains—alkaline hydrolysis, or “aquamation”—the US Conference of Catholic Bishops have issued a statement condemning the process. The statement says: In recent years, newer methods and technologies for disposition of the bodies of…
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‘Flipping the bird’ is not a crime. It is ‘a God-given right,’ Quebec judge rules.
Photo by Engin Akyurt via Unsplash OVER the years I have had many a run-in with Christian street preachers, but only once was I admonished by a police officer for giving the finger to a loon brandishing a silly sign that said “anal penetration leads to eternal damnation!” This occurred at a Pride rally in…
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Yorkshire police drawn into a row over ‘disrespect’ for a Quran at a Wakefield school
POLICE in the UK, like so many other services under the control of an utterly in competent Conservative government, are overworked and under-resourced, so my question today is why the hell did coppers get themselves involved in an incident involving “disrsepect” of a copy of a Quran at Wakefield’s Kettlethorpe High School? According to the…
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Catholics lavish $50-million on a Blessed Stanley Rother shrine and gift shop in Oklahoma City
IN a bid to spread the “cult” of America’s first martyr—an Oklahoma priest assassinated in Guatemala in 1981, a $50 million shrine was dedicated yesterday. ARCHBISHOP Paul Coakley of Oklahoma City said in this report: To spread his cult, as we call it in the church, to increase devotion to him shouldn’t be hard. If…
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Pastor tries to reenact Jesus’ 40-day fast, dies on 38th day
The Bible claims that Jesus went onto the wilderness where he was tempted by the Devil. Francisco Barajah, inset, a pastor in Mozambique, tried to reenact the myth, but the stunt went horribly wrong. BARAJAH, who founded the Santa Trindade Evangelical Church in the central province of Manica, was unable to stand, bathe, or walk…
